Chapter 6- Karen's New Teacher (finally some classroom management)

On Wednesdays, we wear pink. Jk. On Wednesdays, Lisa dives Karen and Nance to school. They tiptoe down the hall to their classroom to find a lady in gray clothes and gray hair. Karen immediately judges her and declares her mean. I immediately like this lady. She seems like she's ( Read more... )

Okay, I have a lot of free time on my Saturday. Let's get this snark over with.

( Karen's new )

This is the book that introduces us to Pamela, who is notable for being the only one who does her own thing and doesn't go along with whatever Karen says. Of course, this means she's Karen's "worst enemy" and obviously the most disgusting girl to ever walk the Earth.

( The coming of Pamela )

In my time here at BSC Snark, here's what I figured out ( Read more... )

Spelling bees are taken way too fucking seriously both in this book and others and in real life. Who gives a shit if your kid can spell "sincerely?" I'll bet they're still plenty stupid. So let's continue, shall we?

For the record, I can spell antidisestablishmentarianism and no one gives a shit so why should I give a shit if a 7-year-old can spell ( Read more... )

Okay this and Karen's Wedding were the two most requested in my request a snark. I'm gonna snark those two and then take a long break from snarking until the beginning of September.

Karen wins a school spelling bee and the unwarranted self-importance and annoying stuck-up behavior only continues from there. Here's your one free personal anecdote: I ( Read more... )

To recap- Karen is a brat and gets everything she wants. This episode of Karen the Brat is about Karen becoming Pizza Queen for a month with the B-Plot being how she gets to take Hootie home for a few weeks...

( A brat divided against herself will not stand )

Karen is a huge brat that has two of everything and now she is Pizza Queen, oh my word I need a shot...

( God Save the Queen )

K guys here's part 2. Thanks for giving me your opinions on whether or not I should change the style of my snarks. I decided I'm going to do kinda half-and-half. Anyway, let's move on with Karen's Super Sweet 7 and a Half.

Holy shit I had no clue there was a "poor Andrew" tag. I'm going to be using that a lot in these snarks, I feel.

Oh btw there's ( Read more... )

Placed on Enforced Relaxation for the rest of the night and most of the next morning by my soulbonds due to overexerting myself (even though I HATE not being able to do any physical activity, I've been overdoing it and almost passed out in the street while riding my scooter), I have not much else to do but snark. And I said I really wanted to ( Read more... )